Today, I realized that my social life is so dead that the only thing I do that involves other people is read FML. I don't even participate in the comments. FML
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Autumn: Leaves and Laughter
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Today, my social life consists of eavesdropping on my two coworkers chatting. FML
Today, I realized the only things I do are work and sleep. My only friends are coworkers who I make small talk with. I live alone so I’ve got nothing there either. I can’t remember the last time I felt happy, or spoke to someone. Everyday is just a blur. I have no hobbies, no goals. Getting older is so fun, right? FML
Today, I realised that my social anxiety, fear of people's judgment, social isolation, you name it, have got so bad that I literally have no interests. It got to such a point that I even have nothing to search up in the internet, so I just stare at an empty browser page wondering what should I do with my life. FML
Today, I have no close friends, only "people I know and occasionally talk to." I have no idea how I got here, and how to re-socialize back. FML
Today, after hanging up the phone, I realised that telemarketers are my only form of social life. FML
Today, I wrote a submission to FML and I realized that I could be doing so much more with my life than this. I mean really, I have real life stuff to deal with, and I don't have the time to be reading these s*itposts, much less making my own. FML
Today, I enjoy reading this site and other people's suffering just to feel better about my own life. FML
Today, I noticed that my weekend hobby is crying. I live in a city where I don't have a single friend or relative. FML
Today, I have wasted so much time reading comments on this page that FML comments have become my favorite bedtime stories. FML
Today, I confirmed just how excluded I am by my very few friends. My messages in the group chat were completely ignored, yet another person was answered by multiple people within minutes. At least solitude can't let me down. FML
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Top comments
Druu 53
The comments are a scary place. It's best to stay away..
hellboy5099 18
i was doing the same till yesterday.
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Comments (37)
hellboy5099 18
i was doing the same till yesterday.
Druu 53
The comments are a scary place. It's best to stay away..
Rozay333 36
Actually FML's comment sections are some of the nicer ones lol.. I know this was meant to be a joke but still. *proceeds to get downvoted and undermines entire comment*
Lalala579121 27
The comment section has gotten a little more tame than in the past, I'll give it that.
jfsiv 17
I'm hoping for a follow-up on this one.
RichardPencil 30
You should jump in participate. If you’re not confident about what to say, telling me how wonderful I am is always considered a sign of keen wit and exquisite taste.
Lalala579121 27
Okay, I'll tell you how wonderful you are: not wonderful at all.
jgiles09 17
it sucks but you're not alone
Dave_Davington 33
She kind of is, actually. In fact, that's largely the issue at hand.
Dave_Davington 33
Well, if you like equal parts puns and puritanism, then you should fit in quite nicely.
Lobby_Bee 17
It's great you took the first step in posting an FML, congratulations. I was a lurker for a years till I started to post comments and it's quite enjoyable. It's a shame it is not as active as it used to be. There used to be hundreds of people posting comments a couple years back.
sparklevibes 14
Ah the good ol' days. I remember that too! [Before I had an account]. Been reading this site off and on for a good ten years. Wow..
kujiens101 24
Same, bro.
TotallyNotARobot 16
I'm the exact same this is my first comment
potatocharmander 17
Most of us are the same so don't feel bad, I was the same until now