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By Anonymous - 13/01/2017 20:14

Today, I realized that my favorite part of the day is when my boyfriend leaves really early for work. Why? because he is a giant bed hog and I can finally spread out comfortably. FML.

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GhostFox 33

Monday 30 January 2017 15:03

It's rather difficult to control your actions when you are asleep.

GhostFox 33

Monday 30 January 2017 15:06

Get two single-size beds. Push them together for sexy times, pull them apart for bed time. Win win, aside from the initial cost upfront. Hell, having separate rooms has been shown to be good for marriages where one partner's sleeping habits disturb the other.

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CrazyJolteon 0

Thursday 19 January 2017 3:45

You tried taliiing to him?

GhostFox 33

Monday 30 January 2017 15:03

It's rather difficult to control your actions when you are asleep.

GhostFox 33

Monday 30 January 2017 15:06

Get two single-size beds. Push them together for sexy times, pull them apart for bed time. Win win, aside from the initial cost upfront. Hell, having separate rooms has been shown to be good for marriages where one partner's sleeping habits disturb the other.

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