By Whoops... - 02/09/2018 14:30

Today, my breakfast disagreed with me and I shit myself unexpectedly at the laundromat, right after starting the washer with all of my other pants in it. FML
I agree, your life sucks 2 715
You deserved it 284

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At least you could get them cleaned right away. And don't worry about standing around in your underwear while waiting. Own it.

You ought to go to that new church founded by Father Poopypants.

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At least you could get them cleaned right away. And don't worry about standing around in your underwear while waiting. Own it.

Considering that he shit himself, his underwear took the brunt of the punishment, so I don't think that would work.

You ought to go to that new church founded by Father Poopypants.

Sounds like perfect timing to me. Unless your out of quarters.

Well, it's just like what it says on the machine: "Please remove all your clothes when the light goes out"

I don't really see a problem here. I'd rather stand around in wet pants than pants loaded with shit.