FML : Today, my breakfast disagreed with me and I shit myself unexpectedly at the laundromat, right after starting the washer with all of my other pants in it....

Today, my breakfast disagreed with me and I shit myself unexpectedly at the laundromat, right after starting the washer with all of my other pants in it. FML

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By Whoops... - / Sunday 2 September 2018 14:30 /

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By BurnInDemonFire | 24

#7682694 - Sunday 26 August 2018 0:47

At least you could get them cleaned right away. And don't worry about standing around in your underwear while waiting. Own it.

By RichardPencil | 25

#7686763 - Sunday 2 September 2018 14:51

You ought to go to that new church founded by Father Poopypants.

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By BurnInDemonFire | 24

#7682694 - Sunday 26 August 2018 0:47

At least you could get them cleaned right away. And don't worry about standing around in your underwear while waiting. Own it.

AstroTurfMatador | 8

#7687060 - Monday 3 September 2018 5:34

Considering that he shit himself, his underwear took the brunt of the punishment, so I don't think that would work.

By RichardPencil | 25

#7686763 - Sunday 2 September 2018 14:51

You ought to go to that new church founded by Father Poopypants.

By PhoenixChick | 24

#7686917 - Sunday 2 September 2018 19:51

Sounds like perfect timing to me. Unless your out of quarters.

By ChromoTec | 23

#7686924 - Sunday 2 September 2018 20:02

Well, it's just like what it says on the machine: "Please remove all your clothes when the light goes out"

By AstroTurfMatador | 8

#7687061 - Monday 3 September 2018 5:37

I don't really see a problem here. I'd rather stand around in wet pants than pants loaded with shit.

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