In other words, you’d rather deal with a backhoe than a ho?

I'd wager most men more comfortable operating a million dollar piece of construction equipment that they've never even heard of before than gaining a female's okay to pork her.

That's understandable, I always get nervous around expensive equipments too. Some women are quite a bit more pricey.

"Oh yeah, baby, let's go dig that hole!"

To be fair you've probably been inside one more than the other.

Maybe if you told these women you had a million dollars you wouldn’t have to talk. All you would have to do is lay there and enjoy the intimacy of a gold digger...

Well, the worst the equipment can do is break. The worst a woman can do is break YOU.

Lemme Guess... You're an American former prisoner with a Master's Degree in engineering. Your wife divorced you for a police chief, you work at Baskin Robbins, and now you're friends with an old man who goes by the name of Hank Pym?