Today, I realised all of the jewellery by boyfriend has bought...

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By ShowingItOff - 10/02/2022 08:10

Today, I realised all of the jewellery by boyfriend has bought me for birthdays, Christmases and anniversaries all had gems cut and set in the shape of vaginas. FML

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emmalou 19

Friday 19 August 2022 7:41

oh c'mon we need a photo!

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emmalou 19

Friday 19 August 2022 7:41

oh c'mon we need a photo!

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