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By ishouldlearnnottobenice - 24/03/2016 19:26 - Germany - Wolfenb?ttel

Today, I planned dinner for my whole family in loving detail, fighting my depression and anxiety. They didn't listen to me telling them the recipes and now don't like the food. I checked with them twice. Also, they blame me for my breakdown afterwards. FML

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