Work: Today, I passed out at work as a cashier. The worst part, the... - FML

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By Anonymous - 08/05/2016 04:17 - United States - Ventura

Today, I passed out at work as a cashier. The worst part, the customer I was ringing up complained and now I'm on suspension. FML

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lisasweden1993 13

Monday 9 May 2016 0:07

"The customer is always right"-bullshit is a real pain the ass sometimes

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lisasweden1993 13

Monday 9 May 2016 0:07

"The customer is always right"-bullshit is a real pain the ass sometimes

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