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Anonymous Kent, United States 🌶️ Spicy

Today, I overheard my ex bragging to his buddies about how freaky his new girlfriend is, what with her animal tail butt plugs and such. Towards the end of our relationship, he called me disgusting for suggesting we spice things up with handcuffs. FML

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Well, good riddance then. I certainly wouldn't stick around that kind of guy.

I bet he is just saying that, you know him well enough that it is probably a lie if he could not even handle handcuffs.

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Hmmm why are you interested what he says!!!

you were the kind he wanted his parents to meet, she's the kind he'll talk dirty with his friends about. why fyl, be glad you're not that kind of girl, op, or would you think it's cool to have your private bedroom stories laughed about in public? or someone tell his friends about what a filthy kinky skanky whorish **** you are in the bedroom? does that sound good to you op?

Not gonna lie. If i were in similar circumstances i'd have gone and told his friends that fact. Made it out like he was scared of hand cuffs. >.> That shit don't fly with me.

TheyCallMeDamien 18

He had already checked out. Don't worry about him.

******* furries...