Miscellaneous: Today, I moved in with my new roommate. She's a vegetarian, and...

By merrymary - 07/01/2012 11:11 - United States

Today, I moved in with my new roommate. She's a vegetarian, and won't let me put my meat in the fridge because it will "contaminate her food". FML

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By obsequiousfannyflapper - 10/02/2013 23:13 - Netherlands - Zwijndrecht

Today, my new room-mate moved in. She spent over an hour obsessively searching the place for god knows what kind of secret recording devices, and now aggressively demands that I taste-test all of her pre-prepared meals to make sure they're not poisoned. FML

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By carnivore - 22/09/2009 21:48 - United States

Today, my vegetarian housemate cleaned the fridge. He threw away all of the meat in our fridge and made a nice sign stating "Meat is Murder". I was storing roughly $1000 worth of filet mignon steaks and seafood for my sister's wedding. FML

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Go vegan

By Done - 24/11/2020 05:02 - Italy

Today, my roommate decided to go vegan and threw all of MY meats, cheeses, chocolates and even beans for some reason in the trash, because he "doesn't need that kind of toxic waste" in his life. FML

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By Weasel123 - 26/10/2012 07:58 - United States - Anadarko

Today, my roommate decided to go vegan after watching a PETA video. She began this new-found lifestyle by throwing out all of the non-vegan items in the house, including some prime rib we had recently purchased, all of our ice cream, and my chocolate stash. FML

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Hypocrisy

By Anonymous - 02/05/2022 06:00 - United States

Today, my roommate raged at me for "lying" about being a vegetarian, because she saw chicken stored in my side of the fridge. That chicken isn't for me, it's an ingredient in the homemade food I make for my dogs. Apparently, serving my dogs real meat instead of forcing them into vegetarianism makes me a hypocrite. FML

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By pinkleopleurodon - 09/12/2011 12:23 - United States

Today, after my roommate decided to become a vegetarian, her new food choices are making her pass deadly, nauseating gas all night. We have a busted window that won't open. I'm afraid I may not live to see tomorrow morning. FML

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By anonymous - 08/10/2011 20:40 - United States

Today, to keep me from "getting fatter", my roommate raided the kitchen. She ate everything from cookies and ice cream to deli meat. The only thing left in the house are vegetables. FML

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By stillsick - 02/03/2011 00:11 - Canada

Today, surprisingly, my roommate made a nice meal. Within an hour, I started throwing up. When I confronted her, she confessed that she'd used long expired ingredients, including meat, because she didn't want the garbage men to think she's "the type that wastes food." FML

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By ledon - 16/11/2011 04:15 - Canada

Today, I kindly asked my crazy roommate to move out. She answered by stuffing raw hamburger meat down all the drains in the apartment. FML

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By uncleaning - 22/07/2009 23:03 - United States

Today, after I cleaned out the fridge of things that expired months ago, my roommate got angry and insisted upon pulling all the moldy dairy products out of the garbage and putting them back because "they weren't mine and I shouldn't throw out other people's food." FML

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Hadesas 0

Saturday 7 January 2012 16:16

Tell her gtfo then

ICATiger 13

Saturday 7 January 2012 16:17

Tell her her vegtables are contaminating your meat.

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MrHankie1999 0

Saturday 7 January 2012 16:51

Buy yourself a personal fridge!

raphanne_fml 33

Saturday 7 January 2012 17:32

OP shouldn't have to spend extra money on a new fridge, just because of her roommate! It's OP's fridge too! There is nothing wrong with being a vegetarian, but the roommate should respect the fact that not everyone is a vegetarian too.

OfficeNinja 5

Sunday 8 January 2012 21:38

Why? The vegan roommate is the one with the issue.

Bassex 0

Saturday 7 January 2012 16:52

Tell her to be a real woman and learn to take some meat.

yake12 0

Saturday 7 January 2012 17:03

Then maybe you should put your meat in her box. Might mellow her out

shrimpygymnast 9

Saturday 7 January 2012 17:05

Omg i read this so sexually... :s

rachelkoo 10

Saturday 7 January 2012 17:41

That's what she said

perdix 29

Saturday 7 January 2012 17:14

I know how you feel, I'm so disappointed where my new roommate won't let me put my meat. She doesn't understand that her "free" rent isn't free.

badnewsjoe 0

Saturday 7 January 2012 17:16

**** that bitch up

geod69 8

Saturday 7 January 2012 17:16

Ask if she like any meat

perry_sameh20 18

Saturday 7 January 2012 17:27

since you both share the rent of this apartment so it's your right to use the fridge too.

robertd73 24

Saturday 7 January 2012 17:28

She should be keeping her veggies in the crisper leaving lots of space for your meat.

Ciara4757 16

Saturday 7 January 2012 17:31

just use the bottom shelf so it cant fall onto her food and make sure its in packaging and if she cant deal with that shes WAAAAY too uptight

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