Today, I'm jobless and picked up transcription work online. I typed furiously all day. I have made a grand total of $2.06. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
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Top comments
WinterChild 20
That's a start! You might make $4 tomorrow :)
Tripartita 45
At this rate, you're REALLY going to be able to splurge when you eventually pick up those wrist splints you'll need for carpal tunnel syndrome!
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Comments (51)
Weasely 11
I've literally made more per day on "Swagbucks.com" .
Yapiej 21
I worked for a dollar per hour at first and 5 months later i started my own transcription business. Plus I recommend Upwork, that's how i started transcribing and got better jobs later on. I hope you earn more soon.