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Today, I'm a ticket inspector on a train. A suspiciously-acting guy of about 30 gets on board with two huge bags. Worried, I keep an eye on him. I wasn't disappointed when he got 5 furry toys out of his bags and started to have a conversation with them. FML

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I read this expecting them to be dead animals

Drugs, funny stuff.

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The thing is... Crazy people don't know they're crazy. So I'm sure he's really happy about his life.

you sound crazy lol

As far as things go, that's a pretty good outcome lol

I personally love the wording here because of FMLformat. "Today, I was a ticket inspector..."

I live in sydney Aus, this stuff is normal depending on the area you are travelling to. At least you got what might be one of many crazy stories :)

Yeah I'm from Brisbane and have to catch a not-so-pleasant train line home...... It's certainly an eye opener!

I fail to see how a man living his life that no way changes anything in your life is FML worthy.

Really isn't a fml

Maybe they have drugs in them?

Er... maybe he was a puppeteer with his material.

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That is fun, I read the exactly the same on the same french version VDM! Moreover on the original one, the author came again to explain in details the story. -> That guy was handicapped (sorry for the english, i am french) and was just trying to have fun with the friends he created through these "furry toys" and he was not a bad guy

kind of wondering why this is a romance fml