Work: Today, I'm a ticket inspector on a train. A suspiciously-acting... - FML

By BilletsDoudous - 15/01/2015 06:51 - France

Today, I'm a ticket inspector on a train. A suspiciously-acting guy of about 30 gets on board with two huge bags. Worried, I keep an eye on him. I wasn't disappointed when he got 5 furry toys out of his bags and started to have a conversation with them. FML

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Gesula 24

Thursday 15 January 2015 14:17

I read this expecting them to be dead animals

Dlzq 22

Thursday 15 January 2015 14:18

Drugs, funny stuff.

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KokiKariya 7

Monday 19 January 2015 21:14

Cocaine is a helluva drug

briang959 47

Tuesday 20 January 2015 7:04

Wow. Speechless.

sstahpp 33

Sunday 25 January 2015 3:42

At least he has friends :D

kirbs19 37

Tuesday 27 January 2015 9:03

Whaaaaaat?

zedlander1000 9

Friday 13 February 2015 3:28

What is so wrong about a man having stuffed animals. for all we know, they might connect a good memory for him.

sunnyskys 25

Friday 20 February 2015 19:03

Jeff Dunham. that is all

NYGiants1925 22

Saturday 19 December 2015 10:23

Could have been worse. A friend of mine once saw someone punch an inspector b/c he didn't want to pay for a train ticket.

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