Today I logged onto a Minecraft server I had a few dozen hours... - FML

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By Anonymous - 24/10/2020 16:37 - United States - West Branch

Today I logged onto a Minecraft server I had a few dozen hours in and had fully enchanted netherite armor, gear, and an elytra, plus shulker boxes with all the stuff from my last mining trip. Because of some stupid server bs, I spawned inside a wall that I couldn't get out of, suffocated, and lost all my items. FML.

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