Today, I logged on to my Gmail account and to find that my brother had sent my math teacher a picture of Bigfoot peeing into a urinal. Using my account. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my little brother left the house with my phone by accident. He called from his school to ask for my password so he could access his email. When he got home and gave me my phone back, while closing the open apps, my photo gallery was open. When I clicked on it, my naked selfie was open. FML
Today, I accidentally sent my teacher a picture of me in my boyfriend's boxers instead of my essay. FML
Today, I was using the bathroom and checking Facebook on my phone. As I'm checking my newsfeed, I noticed a new photo upload by my brother. I guess I forgot to properly shut the door to the bathroom, because it's me on the toilet. FML
Today, I found a picture on my phone of me and my best friend that I didn't take. Turns out my dad did, from behind, and it got onto my Google photo backup, which means that he was logged in to my Gmail from his phone when he did it. And my family wonders why I don't trust them. FML
Today, I finally found out who has been hacking my email account to send dirty messages to my teacher. My dad. FML
Today, I forgot to log out of my Facebook account before leaving for work. When I got back home, I discovered that my brother had gone through and commented "quack" on all my friend's duckfacing photos. She was not pleased. FML
Today, I found out my little sister took a picture of me taking a shit and showed it to her friends. FML
Today, I was teasing my little brother. Later that night, I went to the bathroom to wash up. While I'm brushing my teeth, my little brother slips a photo under the door that shows him scrubbing my toothbrush against his nuts. FML
Today, my brother, a plumber, was called to unblock a toilet. Whenever this occurs, he takes a photo of it and sends it to me. It always seems to happen around meal time. FML
Today, I got an email from a colleague with a picture in it of shit on the toilet seat. The email said, "Not pointing fingers but I left you out of the last email." I pee a lot and so I use the toilet a lot. I think everyone at work thinks it was me. FML
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emeraldisle 30
That's why I always log out my accounts when I use a shared computer.
Lilo4life 26
Just tell your teacher what happened and kick your brothers ass!
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Comments (28)
Chazzster 32
Over and over on FML I see people who experience problems because they don't take reasonable precautions with their phone, computer, and social media account security. People, for your own sake - Do not share accounts or passwords with friends, brothers, or sisters!
EvilLittleMan 23
What is the deal today with younger idiots doing stupid stuff like this that can impact an individual's grade? Instead of taking him out to the woods, just take him out behind the woodshed. It's much closer allowing for more time to beat his sorry ass.
izzajaneful 24
If that impacts OPs grade, they have an awful teacher. I've never known a teacher to use grades as a disciplinary measure. That's what detention is for.
jcash52426 5
Hey Bigfoot peeing is funny. Can't blame him for sending it
BabooonLove 16
Just because he's a teacher doesn't mean he doesn't have a sense of humor.
Iambadatthis 10
I'm a eye for an eye type of guy, so it's time to prank your brother back.
AliakaiX 2
Lmao black mail him w/ an embarrassing photo of himself.
NoahK2003 16
Urine trouble now
MonCapitan 4
Get into the habit of logging out when on a shared computer. After a while, you'll hardly think about it.
DannyDizzle 8
Your brother is a genius lol! Can you post the picture he sent to your teacher? Ps who cares your math teacher probably loved it better than doing derivatives all day!
Taurus_ChicKa 37
This is what you get for not logging out of an account when you aren't using it. But surely you could explain to your teacher that it was your brother who did it?