Intimacy: Today, I learned that my apartment's walls are thin enough for...

By Buzzie - 02/09/2010 21:09 - United States

Today, I learned that my apartment's walls are thin enough for my neighbors to hear my vibrator. I've lived in this apartment for three years. I've been single and horny for all of them. FML

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By SleepyKirsty - 09/06/2009 13:36 - United Kingdom

Today, I found out just how thin the walls at my new student flat are. They are so thin in fact, that I can hear the creepy guy next door say my full name over and over again very slowly whilst masturbating rigorously. FML

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By kazmatazz - 17/05/2012 10:33 - Oman

Today, I found out that the extremely attractive man that works in my building can hear everything I say about him through the paper-thin walls. FML

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What's that buzzing?

By Anonymous - 04/02/2022 17:59 - New Zealand - Invercargill

Today, I thought I was in a relatively soundproof room before I started up my vibrator. It would have been, if the door wasn't wide open behind the curtains. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/01/2011 09:26 - United States

Today, I acted like I always do when I'm alone in my seemingly sound-proof apartment. I sang loudly, talked back to the TV, used my vibrator. Later, in the silence of the night, I heard my neighbor next door YAWNING. FML

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By ShowerStar - 15/08/2012 21:14 - United States - Mequon

Today, I realized that my neighbors can not only hear me singing in the shower through my apartment's paper-thin walls, they also take great delight in recording it so that they can play it at high volume for their friends when they next throw a party. I want to disappear. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/01/2015 07:57 - United States - Houston

Today, at dinner, my downstairs neighbors described how they can hear most of my movements, including the buzz of my phone when I text late at night. I think all of us knew that it's not my phone that's vibrating at that time. FML

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YELP!

By Anonymous - 19/04/2022 12:00 - United States - Brookline

Today, my new neighbours moved in. I had always thought my bedroom wall was soundproof, because my old neighbours never complained about my loud night terrors. Turns out they were just stone deaf. The new ones can hear everything. FML

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The sound of silence

By hearing too much - 03/11/2019 02:00

Today, the walls in my house are so thin that I heard my roommate yell from the bathroom upstairs, "Hear my butthole roar." Now I’m scared to use the bathroom after him. FML

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By Scholar - 05/09/2012 16:13 - United States

Today, for the second day in a row, I got to hear both of my roommates having sex, through two closed doors and a hallway. This is as I hit my thirtieth month of involuntary celibacy. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/10/2009 02:27 - United States

Today, I heard some rhythmic moaning from the apartment next door. It took me 10 minutes to realize that my neighbor was not having it off, she was actually vacuuming her apartment. It's been so long since I've had sex that I can't even recognize the sound of other people having it. FML

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RoccoRox 0

Friday 3 September 2010 1:42

just say, I do have a boyfriend, he's just battery operated ;).

glorialaura21 8

Friday 3 September 2010 1:54

well just say it's your electric toothbrush! ..and you were making noise bc you have sensitive teeth and it hurts when u brush? lol duhh

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nerdsgetmehot 22

Friday 3 September 2010 6:57

Yikes. On the bright side, at least they couldn't SEE you in the act. That would be worse...

5t3ff1k4h 44

Friday 3 September 2010 7:29

Some would debate that...

OhYeaYourLifeSuc 0

Friday 3 September 2010 7:48

169 ur beautiful =]

nerdsgetmehot 22

Friday 3 September 2010 9:03

#169 True... :P

babiixoxo 0

Friday 3 September 2010 6:59

lmao.

LemonMan 0

Friday 3 September 2010 7:11

pics or it didn't happen?

noneedforpics 0

Friday 3 September 2010 7:11

pics or it didn't happen

eyedefineme 0

Friday 3 September 2010 7:30

That's not much of an fml. So your walls are thin, stop complaining and give them something to listen to along with that vibrator. Moan a little or something. geez.

Samko_chan 5

Friday 3 September 2010 7:51

What I wanna know is how OP found out the walls were thin enough for the neighbours to hear.

ezioaudatore 0

Friday 3 September 2010 7:58

hmmmm fyl op but oh well shit happens, life goes on, one of my favorite things to love by..

whateverdemi 0

Friday 3 September 2010 8:08

ewwwwww nice to kno !!!

Christopher08 0

Friday 3 September 2010 8:45

damn are you that fat and ugly that you can't get laid well here's some advice go to a night club get drunk as hell and find a guy to take you home or you find a guy to take home even try a bar or become friends with some niggas they like fat juicy women ;)