Dogpoo
East Lansing, United States
Today, I kissed the guy I like. That would've been great, if his breath hadn't smelled/tasted like he'd chewed dog shit that'd been let sizzle in the sun. FML
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joe1105 11
just curious, how do you know what dog shit tastes like
justamoderator 11
That's what happens when you don't eat for a long time. More than 4+ hours. He can have healthiest teeth of all but it won't help since the bad breath mostly comes from stomach.
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leo1106 15
That's quite descriptive. Also, the comments are as funny as the post. Sorry, OP.