Dogpoo
East Lansing, United States
Today, I kissed the guy I like. That would've been great, if his breath hadn't smelled/tasted like he'd chewed dog shit that'd been let sizzle in the sun. FML
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joe1105 11
just curious, how do you know what dog shit tastes like
justamoderator 11
That's what happens when you don't eat for a long time. More than 4+ hours. He can have healthiest teeth of all but it won't help since the bad breath mostly comes from stomach.
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Jason Thomas McConnell 11
sounds like he needs to go to the dentist
joe1105 11
just curious, how do you know what dog shit tastes like
cacheson 42
Smell and taste are closely linked, you can get a pretty good idea of what something would taste like if you have smelled it.
HylianWarrior 21
More importantly, how can she differentiate the flavours of regular dog shit, and fog shit that has been left out in the sun. Is she a dog shit connisseur? Next we'll find out she also knows what kind of dog the shit came from.
RichardPencil 32
Stop liking him.
MuchBork 3
what does dog shit taste like?
dabomsht123 3
WOW!!
justamoderator 11
That's what happens when you don't eat for a long time. More than 4+ hours. He can have healthiest teeth of all but it won't help since the bad breath mostly comes from stomach.
darshini_ii 24
Offer him some mint. He could be a great guy, don't lose him over something as trivial as bad breath.
AnthonyCS5 19
It sucks that it didn't turn out the way you wanted it to. Things rarely do!
Nina 34
Fantastic use of imagery here.
Dylan Bower 9
NOOO hahah that's so awful I'm sorry but far out funny