Today, I just got my period a week early, tomorrow I'm going... - FML

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By Unlucky Bastard - 11/05/2018 00:29

Today, I just got my period a week early, tomorrow I'm going to be on a 22 hour non-stop flight. FML

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WhatHappenedToIt 22

Sunday 13 May 2018 4:47

what's the big deal. use a tampon and a liner just in case, have a change of underwear and bottoms in your carry on... not that hard.

JasonThorn 20

Monday 14 May 2018 16:29

That's bad, but what two cities are you traveling between? The longest non-stop flight is just under 18 hours.

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WhatHappenedToIt 22

Sunday 13 May 2018 4:47

what's the big deal. use a tampon and a liner just in case, have a change of underwear and bottoms in your carry on... not that hard.

BurnInDemonFire 35

Sunday 13 May 2018 14:44

Wait. Planes can fly for 22 hours non-stop now? I know I sleep a lot, but I didn't realize that I'd missed this happening.

JasonThorn 20

Monday 14 May 2018 16:29

That's bad, but what two cities are you traveling between? The longest non-stop flight is just under 18 hours.

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