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By youravgfuckup - 04/05/2016 18:25 - United States - Hudsonville

Today, I helped an old man around the store. I had other things to do, but people come first. 30mins in of showing him the exact products he requested, he thanked me, then informed me he wasn't buying anything. He just wanted to "test my knowledge." Now I'm behind on my other work for no reason. FML

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