Health: Today, I have to choose between going into debt probably for...

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By OhWhoCares - 22/02/2016 04:04 - United States - Corona

Today, I have to choose between going into debt probably for the rest of my life to treat a possibly cancerous tumor in my stomach and in the lining of my esophagus, or "wait and see" and risk it spreading. FML.

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