Today, I happily told my parents that my boyfriend proposed to me last night. My dad's response? "Marry that goofy bastard and you're out of the will." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend asked me to marry him. When I happily told my dad, he kept asking if I'd consider taking back my ex. FML
Today, my boyfriend went to ask my dad for my hand in marriage. All I could make out from the door was mumbling, until profanities started flying. My boyfriend shouted "well she's a SINGLE bitch now!" and stormed out of the house. My dad still refuses to tell me what happened in there. FML
Today, my dad got so drunk that he proposed to me. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed. I was about to call my parents and tell them we're getting married, but they called me first to announce they're getting a divorce. FML
Today, I asked my girlfriend's father if I could marry his daughter. He smiled, shook my hand, and said "No. Now get out of my house." FML
Today, I came out to my parents. They nodded empathetically throughout my entire speech and told me repeatedly that it was okay. As I smiled and stood up, my dad asked, "But you're still going to marry a guy, right?" FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me. Everything was going perfectly, right up until he brought me back to his house to tell his family the good news. When I excused myself to the restroom, I overheard his mom say, "I thought you were going to break up with that stupid slut?" Welcome to the family. FML
Today, I called my dad to tell him my boyfriend had proposed to me, and that we're planning on being married this summer. He was surprised at the short engagement, so I said, "Well, we're almost 30." Dad replied, "Wow, I left your mom when I was 35!" So not the conversation for that information, Dad. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend at a dinner with our two families. Not only did she flatly reject me, my dad said, "Good call. He's not ready." FML
Today, my boyfriend bought me a ring for my birthday. My dad now refuses to talk to me, because he thinks I'm engaged. My boyfriend thinks it's funny, because he'd never marry me. FML
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ulquiorra102 10
Always good to have such a supportive father.
jcbhghy 4
I feel bad for your boyfriend.
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Comments (81)
Fail_me_darko 5
In said will, what does thou gain? Does it come with new boyfriend?
BeautyBaby099 18
Hahaha I love your dad
melik90 3
Under Swiss law your dad can't take neither you nor potentially his wife off his will. He most he can do is reduce your share to its minimum, which is 40% of what you would get if there's no will at all. e.g. leaving a widow and two children = 50% goes to the widow, 25% each to the children, if he'd reduce it, you'd still get 40% of the 25%.
Mabonga 12
love VERSUS inheritance .... goofy bastard looses
PNiggZ 19
Life sucks when you're the goof
pinkstardust 9
Great dad
fantasyworld 39
Forget what your dad says, marry him.