Kids: Today, I had to take a splinter out of my eight year old son's...

By TCRII - 23/07/2014 23:52 - United States - Woodbridge

Today, I had to take a splinter out of my eight year old son's penis. FML

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TCRII 29

Friday 25 July 2014 5:12

He has been in summer camp the last couple of weeks. His group did an obstacle course through the woods and they had to get everyone over a 6 foot high wooden wall. Pretty sure he got it from that. No signs of infection.

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stillalive33 14

Thursday 24 July 2014 13:21

This is going to be a great story for future girlfriends.

wood32000 4

Thursday 24 July 2014 13:21

now how'd he manage that?

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coolpuppy6 7

Saturday 26 July 2014 23:01

As a girl, even I cringed at this.. At least he's okay :')

nikko0328 9

Saturday 26 July 2014 23:26

this is what we call "mourning wood"

ethanperches 7

Sunday 27 July 2014 5:47

F***in trees

ShamelessSara 4

Monday 28 July 2014 20:47

Haha! Pun intended.

demoniccellist 1

Monday 28 July 2014 1:09

gotta get some wood out of some wood

LunarServant 10

Monday 28 July 2014 4:56

shinikageWolf 15

Monday 28 July 2014 7:12

"Hey tree, aren't you looking all sexy today. Oh you naughty girl, showing off your hole like that" unzips*

AFaye3964 17

Monday 28 July 2014 18:37

How the hell did he get a splinter in his penis?

ShamelessSara 4

Monday 28 July 2014 20:46

Lol! Boys will be boys.

Caymokomoko 23

Monday 4 August 2014 14:20

My prayers for the child.

HoloTheWolf 5

Thursday 7 August 2014 18:26

Dude it's not your life that sucks it's his!!! Poor guy....

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