DantesInfernalRage
Today, I had to resign from my job because I tested positive for drugs. I've never taken drugs. FML
Collection
Black Friday
70% off something you didn't need, a stampede and a cart that crashes at checkout. Thanks, Black Friday.
Same thing different taste
Confused
Bath, United States
Today, I was told I would not be getting the job I was offered because I failed my drug test. They never gave me a drug test. FML
Anonymous
Never trust a cookie
Today, I'm a proud non drug user, but I trusted an oat cookie at my brother's birthday, which was loaded with pot. Tomorrow is our mandatory drug screening at work, my job is government based, and I worked my ass off to get it. Anyone who tests positive or misses the test is sacked immediately. FML
bringthemback
Columbia, United States
Just Say Yes
Today, my boss decided to have the whole staff drug tested and fire everyone who failed. Out of an original staff of 14 people, only my boss, two coworkers and I remain. I now have four times my normal workload and am seriously thinking maybe I should've said "Yes" to drugs. FML
I'm not a junkie ffs
United States
Unfair
Today, I was dismissed because of my company's strict "no drugs" policy. Yesterday, I had a talk with my team leader and confessed that I have to take antidepressants; this arse then reported it to the management, and they fired me because they are not aware of what these pills contain, and it could affect my performance. FML
Anonymous
Auckland, New Zealand
Take it up with HR
Today, I got fired for failing a drug test for weed. My boss is the one who sells me weed. FML
Anonymous
San Francisco, United States
Today, I had to take a drug test for my new job, which I desperately need and which took me over a year to land. I got a shy bladder and couldn't pee. They marked me as non-compliant and revoked the job offer. FML
Anonymous
Mexico, Mexico
Legalize it
Today, after arriving, I was told that there will be mandatory drug tests for everybody at my work. Yesterday, I did joints at a friend's party, as it was her birthday. I'm fucked. FML
Ineedlotsofwater
Seattle, United States
Today, I found out why I receive random drug tests at work. The safety department was specifically told by my boss to check up on me because I always seem way too cheerful to not be high. I've passed every single test. FML
drug testing
This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff
Little Chute, United States
Tricked
Today, while answering an "anonymous" survey about how to keep my school drug free, I told them they should stop drug testing the kids that they know don't do drugs and test the sketchier ones. They in turn drug tested me. FML
nowork
Liverpool, United States
Today, I asked my boss for a raise, explaining that another shop offered me a job at a higher rate, but I would stay if he would offer me the same. Instead, he fired me then called the other shop and said I was fired for failing a drug test. FML
Top comments
GhostFox 34
You know that there are other methods of drug testing, correct? Hair testing, a few different kinds that test fluids in organs, and several different types of urine drug tests. It would have been a better idea to request a retest or pay for one out of your own pocket.
Dave_Davington 35
Have you been eating many poppy seed muffins lately?
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Comments (25)
trucker2 33
Office potluck ? Someone could have spiked the cookies or brownies..
smellmy69finger 1
go to the doctor. that is a sign of prostate cancer
Zebediabolical 45
Are you sure? I know that testing positive on a pregnancy test can be a sign of prostate cancer. But I've never heard that about drug tests.
AJ1001 2
certain foods can make you pop positive as well
tonyfan00 38
Why would you resign if your innocent? You should've fought that!!
Kougeru 12
You can actually sue for this and win money if you have evidence.
Kougeru 12
Correction. You can sue if you were FORCED to resign or fired. If you outright just said "lol **** this test, I quit!" then that's your own fault.