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Today, I had to go to the police station to pick up my 42 year old dad. Why? He was caught stealing candy. FML
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Okay this is my FML and to address everyones comments- yes the name candyman was thaught of and is used. And I can't believe only one person figured out that it's simply a midlife crisis issue. And yeah, I put it under kids for a reason. It is FML because I can't use it against him cuz he's too much of an ass. And for another reason that will be posted as another FML. Thank you and goodnight
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Brolin 4
Lmfao this is amazing, I would hold that over him for years to come. Anytime you need something, just remember this, and hold it over him haha this is really great.
Kiwi_Splash 0
You're not getting the point. It's that his dad is 42 and caught stealing CANDY. Sure, the OP's dad didn't do something so HUGE, but it's the fact that of all crimes, he chose to steal, and not something major, but candy, something that would not cost more than 2 dollars at the most. It's just ironic because that is something a child would do. But anyway, HAHAHHAHHAH. Must've been hilarious.
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waterynuggets 0
ROTFL. But I agree with #24.
wbrycem 0
I don't, the guy's a fag.
shaZamy 0
haha that's awesome
jackslim 7
i hope Candy was the strippers name or thats just sad
RinaRapture 0
That would be crime on a whole different level. xD
Neroflux 0
I think it's funny how OP put this in 'Kids'.
airplanefood 0
Haha I didn't notice, that's funny.
Irefusetosay 0
lol
shelboo_fml 0
If I were him, I'd be singing "Sugar" [by Flo-Rida] the whole way home.
LeverPuller 5
I'd go with Sugar Sugar by The Archies. The father would have actually heard the song before, and the kissing verbalizations are less... Detailed. I'm sure this person would not like to be verbally making out with their father. rofl
Spartoob 0
LEGEND at least he wasn't arrested for using it to lure small children.... that would be a FML
EMR_fml 0
Your dad is a 42 year old Ooompa-Looompa?
aww_yeeeuh 0
mine is.
winemysavior 4
hahah LOVE your dad. that's fricken adorable. and #33 very true then OP's dad wouldn't be a legend anymore.
Twin_Uzis 0
Oh, man. That's awesome.
Einstein714 0
he must have been really stoned with the munchies
mustbetheganja 0
#39 is totally right! Candys amazing when your high and i bet he was craving it big time. P.S. Why do people say sorry that they laughed, its a FML its supposed to be funny not serious??