By ahhahaha - 12/08/2009 03:07 - United States

Today, I had to go to the police station to pick up my 42 year old dad. Why? He was caught stealing candy. FML
I agree, your life sucks 416
You deserved it 49

ahhahaha tells us more.

Okay this is my FML and to address everyones comments- yes the name candyman was thaught of and is used. And I can't believe only one person figured out that it's simply a midlife crisis issue. And yeah, I put it under kids for a reason. It is FML because I can't use it against him cuz he's too much of an ass. And for another reason that will be posted as another FML. Thank you and goodnight

Top comments

Brolin 4

Lmfao this is amazing, I would hold that over him for years to come. Anytime you need something, just remember this, and hold it over him haha this is really great.

Kiwi_Splash 0

You're not getting the point. It's that his dad is 42 and caught stealing CANDY. Sure, the OP's dad didn't do something so HUGE, but it's the fact that of all crimes, he chose to steal, and not something major, but candy, something that would not cost more than 2 dollars at the most. It's just ironic because that is something a child would do. But anyway, HAHAHHAHHAH. Must've been hilarious.

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xmiriamx 0

why was ur dad stealing candy?

"What are you in for?" "Arson." "Beat a senator with his own arm." "...twix."

It's too bad there isn't a "Your Life's Hilarious" button. Hey, laugh, man, at least he was stealing candy instead of coke- y'know what they say about that damn soda, man.. :P

Shufflegirl 0

Lmao. Yourr Dadds Hilariousse,!! xD Youu Shouldd Charqqe Himm Somme Candyy Forr Pickinqq Youu Upp Orr Somme Shidd Likke Thatt xP

VioletvonKlein 0

This is my favorite picture ever!! It's hilarious!!! (: And your dad is pretty silly and I imagine him thinking "Curses, perhaps next time......." Pretty good FYL too. It's light and funny but still an FYL.

perez758 2

wtf?? was the candy made of gold or something? you don't go to jail for stealing something that costs 50 cents.

This is undeniably funny. I'm sorry man, but this isn't an FML.

#226, DOES IT MATTER??? WHO GIVES SHIT WHETHER THIS IS AN FML OR NOT???!! Fmylife is an entertainment site. It's not for you or anyone to judge whether the anecdotes are real or not. This site is there to create both humor and anger toward visitors. If you're one of the few people that judge the credibility whether the anecdotes are real or made up, then you shouldn't be on this site if you're gonna be that way. Overall, who give a rat's ass if the FML is real or not. GET A SENSE OF F%CKING HUMOR OR ELSE SHUT THE F%CK UP AND GET THE F%CK OUT! >:( troll.

LOLSMILEYFACE331 0