Today, I had to calm my hallucinating mom after she accidentally overdosed on one of her pills, then spend ages trying to protect her from the "monkey" on the wall. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I began to choke on a large pill while my mom was in the room. Hoping that she would help me, I began to make a lot of noise. After she completely ignored me, I threw my body over a chair, saving my life. At this point my mother asks me to shut up because she can't hear her friend. FML
Today, while my friends were over, my mom took too many of her pills and walked around the house nude. She then bit me. FML
Today, I found my mom throwing my very expensive and important medication down the toilet. She thought I was doing drugs. FML
Today, while I took my dog out, my mother began to cook, took a Xanax, locked the doors, and passed out. When I managed to get in, I called the paramedics because she was in the smoke for at least an hour. When she became conscious, she blamed me for everything. FML
Today, my mother took a bunch of sleeping pills, then went driving. I followed her and dialed 911. Now she thinks that I was "trying to get her arrested," and she refuses to talk to me ever again. FML
Today, I had to stop my son from climbing out the window, slithering on the stairs like a snake, and attempting to call 911 to help bring him down from his “bad trip”. What caused all this? His older brother convinced him the dried mushrooms in the kitchen were ‘shrooms and the idiot beloved him. FML
Today, my mom got drunk and tried to push me off a ladder. FML
Today, my mom read my diary. Then she frantically booked me an appointment with a psychiatrist. FML
Today, I found out my mom recently stopped taking her medication. I came home to find she'd shot my dog because she thought he was possessed by the devil. FML
Today, I woke up with one of the worst migraines I've had in months. My mother (who thinks I'm a hypochondriac) began to scream at me about "making up an illness". When I asked for my meds, she called me an addict, and dumped my $300 prescription down the sink. FML
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ArielTheMermaid 17
Tell her to quit monkeying around
arroberts 10
Well, she seems like she's having a good time.
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Comments (91)
tatertot1985 14
Good to know mom can unwind, but a monkey that's new
JohnTheLad 13
Hope you got those bananas handy....
anmolm97 12
Better not give her credit cards or cash....:p
ohSNAPyall 27
Mo-om! Come take your hallucination pill! Dr. ... Dre ... says it'll clear your chronic... asthma?
JoseIsAdork 31
hope your mother is OK, op! hope a doctor or someone was contacted to be sure she is doing alright!!
foxfur 25
Had to do that with my Dad when He did the same exact thing just about. Cept with him it was more so he was extremely loopy and a borderline danger to himself.
hannahsnyder69 16
So what kind of pills are these
circlelranch69 1
I feel for you. Taking care of a parent is thankless work.
kittykat1501 31
At least she cares enough to try to protect you
fantasyworld 39
Hope she's ok.