Miscellaneous: Today, I had a panic attack on the curb while checking the mail.... - FML

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By 82haras - 03/02/2016 04:27 - United States - Ronkonkoma

Today, I had a panic attack on the curb while checking the mail. I've always been very self conscience and I remembered I have to swim in gym class tomorrow. After months of looking for a bathing suit I'd feel comfortable in, it didn't come in time and now I have to use one from 2 years ago. FML.

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