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By Anonymous - 04/03/2016 02:59 - Canada - St. John's

Today, I had a midterm so I checked my schedule to make sure I had the right time. I realized I had spent all of exam break studying for the wrong midterm. My actual exam was in three hours and I hadn't even opened the novel. FML.

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