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katluvnc Wilmington, United States

Today, I grazed my hand over the bottom of my desk's keyboard tray, and found something sticky. I gagged when I realized it was jizz, and I immediately washed my hands and wiped everything. I then checked my browser history, which was full of porn. Thanks, roomie. FML

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Computer is now password protected. It wasn't before cause I let him use my computer for school work, but obviously, he was using it for other purposes!

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Disgusting! Who would do such a terrible thing? Hasn't he learned to wipe his browser history?

You guys should have a serious talk about boundaries!

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Oh the joys of more DNA shared than anyone would ever prefer

Mathalamus 25

This is highly disturbing.

Queen_of_Night 20

Time for password protection OP. If it were me, I would have cleaned the rest up with his pillow.

Unless it's his computer. He would never be allowed to use mine again. We all know people wack, we just don't need proof.

Reminds me of the song "The Internet is for ****." But yea, a serious talk about boundaries needs to be had pronto.

Sounds like a... sticky situation

nikkibug321 9

give him a talk that is nasty!

I dunno. Some guys like nasty talk. Sounds like a bad idea for OP.

he did it on purpose... your move OP

If you stay with a guy, you can expect the ****, however the **** was uncalled for.

I would put a password on you computer pronto