katluvnc
Wilmington, United States
Today, I grazed my hand over the bottom of my desk's keyboard tray, and found something sticky. I gagged when I realized it was jizz, and I immediately washed my hands and wiped everything. I then checked my browser history, which was full of porn. Thanks, roomie. FML
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Mynamewontfi 40
Disgusting! Who would do such a terrible thing? Hasn't he learned to wipe his browser history?
cacheson 42
You guys should have a serious talk about boundaries!
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Comments (52)
Sourmena 2
What kind of **** did he "use"?
Railroader 16
Sounds like a sticky situation.
leogachi 15
If I were you, I would just move the entire computer into my bedroom. I don't think I'd ever use that desk again, though.
tiredofwaiting 25
Put a password on and definitely talk to him about his unacceptable behaviour.
PokemonMaster0 15
Put a password on your computer. Problem solved. If you want to call him out, change your wallpaper to some text saying "no fapping allowed."
PotatoeNumberOne 8
But why did he **** under the table????
katluvnc 10
Computer is now password protected. It wasn't before cause I let him use my computer for school work, but obviously, he was using it for other purposes!
gingerlover01 24
you always do background checks
The_ghetto_mango 25
That is one of the most foul acts I have ever heard. What's the big deal with **** anyway?
Psyqiik 18
Wtf u mean
Sirin_fml 47
Wtf no URE mean
The_ghetto_mango 25
It's like watching two worms have sex. It's gross, and pretty much, in my opinion, shouldn't even exist.