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By señor hooplah - 28/04/2016 04:58 - United States - Seattle

Today, I got up, and on the way to work, I was cut off by another car, I hit her, now she's filing a lawsuit against me saying I tried to kill her. I've broken my leg and she's fine, if anyone I should be filing the lawsuit. FML

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