Today, I got to spend all of my time scrubbing poop off the walls and carpet because my 2-year-old decided he wanted to 'paint mama a picture.' FML
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Hey OP here! First off, thanks for publishing this. It's the first one I've ever submitted. Secondly, yes he was finger painting with it as well as wiping his butt on everything in his room. We're in the middle of potty training so he thought he was helping by cleaning himself off. I also had to clean him and all of his stuffed animals up because he got it EVERYWHERE. Yes, he did get punished in an appropriate way because he's not gonna know it was wrong unless I teach him. And to the comment that I said I need to watch him better, it was while he was napping in his room. Any parent knows you can't watch your kids constantly.
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Welshite 40
Taking finger-painting to a whole new level.
SaintJupiter 16
Well, did it look good?
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Comments (134)
photogodess 13
Honestly my son did the for far to damn long and it's nasty!!! Best thing we found was to get him paints and color crayons this helped a lot also try play doh. Good luck op
adorable6 14
I said it be4 nd I ll say it again thank god 4 durex
p_nafnaf_fml 12
Here goes the frensh version : Life of shit! Sure it's better that when he puked, but that's the way it is with the kids. and that's how they learn. I wonder if he didn't do also the lipstick kids' art work!
rubyred996 3
Don't worry op! My younger brother did exactly that last year and I'm sure it's just a phase!
amisenho 11
If your kid starts telling you, "Drop-Dead Fred made me do it!" you should probably run.
revolution4ever 14
Ha, I did the exact same thing when I was 2 when I was supposed to be taking a nap.
Stuffaluffagus 25
And this is why I'll never have children
frankNchunks 4
It's got a name,"kakafest" and that probably won't be the last time it happens either lol. Welcome to parenthood!
gabbielingered99 3
You have a child, isn't that awesome enough?
Elem3ntGhost 11
Why is it that kids love making poop Picasso