Love: Today, I got stuck in an elevator for 2 hours with my boyfriend...

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By Noname - 02/02/2013 19:23 - United States

Today, I got stuck in an elevator for 2 hours with my boyfriend and the guy that I have been secretly having an affair with for 6 months. FML

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HAnkYPoo 0

Tuesday 3 February 2009 18:27

I just hope your boyfriend is banging someone else.

starberries 0

Sunday 24 October 2010 4:19

I hope her boyfriend is banging the same guy.

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nettles12 8

Monday 24 October 2016 21:57

******* *****

GofuckY0urSe1f 2

Wednesday 15 March 2017 7:10

have some good o'l group sex then

Mairin Sheary Smith 9

Friday 28 April 2017 1:53

You don't have an affair on a boyfriend ? it's called cheating

lava kangaroo 7

Sunday 28 May 2017 1:20

i think there's a message somewhere here....

Obelisketic 9

Saturday 22 July 2017 5:05

Please die alone. Nobody deserves the likes of you

anthonygh5 9

Friday 22 September 2017 1:35

Wtf ? Your a hoe YDI

Saffron Nightshade 12

Tuesday 6 February 2018 20:23

If it were in my control, I would have arranged things exactly the same. Break up, THEN find someone else!

cable 6

Thursday 19 July 2018 4:26

this is actually the work of karma for people with no integrity. just like a saw movie.. i wish the elevator had cameras and people could actually watch the drama unfold.

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