Today, I got my cats a new scratching post. They completely ignored it and tore apart the new felt on my pool table. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my cat decided that instead of using the brand-new scratching post I bought him, he was going to use my pant leg while I was asleep. FML
Today, my parents got a cat tree for my cats. I tried to tell them it was way too small, but they ignored my protests. Lo and behold, it's way too small. My cats have already fallen down trying to get on it at least three times each. even though one of them is abnormally small. FML
Today, I tried to train my cat to scratch the scratching post by giving her a treat every time she used it, but she took that as getting a treat every time she scratched something. Now, not only does she scratch all my furniture, but she also meows for a treat while doing it. FML
Today, I’m kicking myself for buying and setting up an elaborate cat tree I thought my cats would love. The second I was done, they walked over to it, sniffed around, and went to sleep in the box it came in instead, and won’t go near the darn thing. It might as well be a $200 cardboard box. FML
Today, I bought a new beanbag chair. My cat thought it was a great scratcher and I now have thousands of tiny plastic balls around the house. He decided those looked yummy, and now the scent of vomit and plastic is awful. FML
Today, I bought my cats two new litter boxes in hopes that they would use them. They still prefer to pee on the clothes in my closet. FML
Today, my cat decided to use my keyboard as a scratching post, and now my computer won't work. FML
Today, our cats got in a serious fight about the rights to some prime mousing territory. The territory in question? Our kitchen. FML
Today, after getting home from my morning run, I found my brand new leather couch with scratches all over it and smelling of cat piss. I don't have a cat. FML
Today, my cats found a new game to play. They each sit on either side of the cat flap, and take turns hitting it. Clack, clack. Clack, clack. At 3 am. Clack, clack. Clack, clack. FML
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XxxT3rr4xxX 25
Those are some obnoxious cats you have there. You should teach them a lesson by,pooping in their litterbox and hiding the nip. That'll teach em.
Alicestraza 33
How about we cut off the tips of your fingers and see how you like it? Declawing is cruel and takes away a cats main defense, leaving them feeling vulnerable and angry. It's an awful procedure that should never be performed, painful as hell and messes them up psychologically. Cats come with claws and if someone can't handle that, they shouldn't have cats.
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Comments (97)
horneyhic 15
This is why I'll never own a cat
bentyr 7
First world problems aye.
fyl7899 12
Dogs suck even more. They would probably eat the pool table given the chance like they do to everything else.
dillan73 6
Those kitties just volunteered for target practice...
She_Wolf78 3
I think it's an excellent time to de-claw them...
Alicestraza 33
Seriously, dog destroys a shoe or cushion and no one advocates ripping their teeth from their head. But sooo many people have no problem harming a cat in the most abusive and inhumane way possible. Cats come with claws, just as dogs come with teeth, and both can be trained without any violence from cruel people.
dillan73 6
It's a cat. I couldn't care less.
squideth 18
And you're just a human. A pathetic, soulless one.
oceanbeauty 17
Canadian cats?
NicciJ87 10
cats are jerks lol
Shade1982 21
As a cat owner, you should have seen this coming a mile away :p...
lerenard_fml 5
They make little covers for kitty nails. I've never tried them. If your cat is patient, you can trim the ends of her nails with nail clippers. It won't hurt her as long as you don't trim them too short (the same for people nails).
mybubbles2000 13
That's why my moron of a cat is declawed. Because he wouldn't be living with me anymore if he'd ever done anything like that!
squideth 18
Yeah, you shouldn't have pets AT ALL if you can't handle the responsibility that comes with them, including the messes they sometimes make. I feel extremely sorry for your cat. You're a terrible selfish person.