Today, I got my cats a new scratching post. They completely ignored it and tore apart the new felt on my pool table. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my cat decided that instead of using the brand-new scratching post I bought him, he was going to use my pant leg while I was asleep. FML
Today, my parents got a cat tree for my cats. I tried to tell them it was way too small, but they ignored my protests. Lo and behold, it's way too small. My cats have already fallen down trying to get on it at least three times each. even though one of them is abnormally small. FML
Today, I tried to train my cat to scratch the scratching post by giving her a treat every time she used it, but she took that as getting a treat every time she scratched something. Now, not only does she scratch all my furniture, but she also meows for a treat while doing it. FML
Today, I’m kicking myself for buying and setting up an elaborate cat tree I thought my cats would love. The second I was done, they walked over to it, sniffed around, and went to sleep in the box it came in instead, and won’t go near the darn thing. It might as well be a $200 cardboard box. FML
Today, I bought a new beanbag chair. My cat thought it was a great scratcher and I now have thousands of tiny plastic balls around the house. He decided those looked yummy, and now the scent of vomit and plastic is awful. FML
Today, I bought my cats two new litter boxes in hopes that they would use them. They still prefer to pee on the clothes in my closet. FML
Today, my cat decided to use my keyboard as a scratching post, and now my computer won't work. FML
Today, our cats got in a serious fight about the rights to some prime mousing territory. The territory in question? Our kitchen. FML
Today, after getting home from my morning run, I found my brand new leather couch with scratches all over it and smelling of cat piss. I don't have a cat. FML
Today, my cats found a new game to play. They each sit on either side of the cat flap, and take turns hitting it. Clack, clack. Clack, clack. At 3 am. Clack, clack. Clack, clack. FML
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XxxT3rr4xxX 25
Those are some obnoxious cats you have there. You should teach them a lesson by,pooping in their litterbox and hiding the nip. That'll teach em.
Alicestraza 33
How about we cut off the tips of your fingers and see how you like it? Declawing is cruel and takes away a cats main defense, leaving them feeling vulnerable and angry. It's an awful procedure that should never be performed, painful as hell and messes them up psychologically. Cats come with claws and if someone can't handle that, they shouldn't have cats.
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Comments (97)
luckylucas26 9
Cats are assholes, ydi for having one.
luckylucas26 9
Cats are jerks, ydi for having one.
LaxBro1215 6
Cats are assholes. They just don't care about anything.
zoso008 7
That's why you cover your pool table,regardless of owning cats or not,dumbass.
Vnzlan_girl 10
Cats are little bastards! my cat destroyed my whole apartment with her little nails! you might want to try kitty caps! they are little plastic caps that cover your cat's nails so they don't destroy everything lol good luck op! (:
JMichael 26
Evil little bastards I tell ya.
Blink_me26 21
Looks like you should invest in some of Charlie's Kitten Mittens.
aburch427 5
Declaw the cat. I have had cats declawed and it doesn't affect them
Kitsi 14
You have your fingers cut off, pee and poop in gravel, claw at it with your stumps and TELL ME IT DOESNT EFFECT YOU> dumbass
Alicestraza 33
You are a cruel bastard. Declawing is illegal in most countries because it's animal abuse, I feel awful for any cats that are under your care. You should have the tops of your fingers cut off and see how you enjoy it. I don't know what it is about cats, but had a dog destroyed some furniture no one would call for it to be harmed.
monnanon 14
anyone who declaws a cat should be charged for animal cruelty. my cat has never clawed anything since he was three months old nor does he scratch. cats need to be trained the same as dogs you cant take them in and leave them to it.
martin8337 36
Adios, gatos.
worldclassrager 41
Catnip the post...that will get them going on it...if not sorry bro...