Today, I got left in the middle of slow dancing with a girl I liked. She came back and said, "Sorry, I had to make sure the guy I really like knows that I don't like you." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was going to hang out with the girl I like, because she was leaving for the rest of the Summer. She had to cancel to go shopping with her grandma "all day." At 1 o'clock, she came online and told me how much fun she had with this guy I really don't like. She forgot that she lied to me. FML
Today, I was flirting with a girl I like when she confessed she was into another guy. I then proceeded to wingman for that guy, telling her to take her shot with him before the chance went away. Effectively sticking myself into the friendzone. FML
Today, I gave my drink to a girl who I got with previously and started to dance with her. She backed off after a few seconds, took my drink and danced with my friend who was standing right next to me. FML
Today, I was out with my girlfriend at a club. As a slow dance began, a guy approached and asked, "May I cut in?" My girlfriend surprised me by saying, "Sure!" As I was about to protest, the guy cut me off and said, "Sorry miss, I was asking him." FML
Today, the guy I like shoved me out of the way so he could talk to another girl. FML
Today, while at the club, I started dancing with a girl who I had noticed throughout the night. When she turned around she firmly stated, "I'd much rather dance by myself". FML
Today, my friend told me she saw the girl I like at a single's night after I'd asked her out and rejecting me, for being in a complicated relationship. FML
Today, I was at a party. The music changed to a slow dance. Everybody grabbed a partner and I was left on the dancefloor alone. Suddenly, this guy walked up to me. I swore that he was going to ask me to dance. He then said, "Could you hold me my drink?" and went to dance with another girl. FML
Today, I finally got to spend a good amount of time with this girl I had been trying to get with for weeks, only to realize I wasn't that into her. I asked my friend for help and he proceeded to literally drag me away from her, while I pretended to try and stop him. FML
Today, I really liked this girl, and it seemed like she maybe liked me too. We texted a lot, she invited me to a party, and we played games together. I asked her out, worried about waiting too long, but got a really ambiguous answer. Now she’s playing the same games she used to ask me to play, just with a different guy. FML
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JR_Goes_Rawr 11
That's where you slowly turn around and waltz away.
madisonnnnn13 11
Aww I'm sorry :/ move on! Se really isn't worth it if she said that.
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Comments (76)
Barhinder 9
That's when you say "plenty of fish in the sea" and do the Harlem Shake.
buckdharma 38
Livin' might mean takin' chances, but they're worth takin' Lovin' might be a mistake, but it's worth makin Don't let some hellbent heart leave you bitter when you come close to sellin' out reconsider Give the heavens above more than just a passing glance And when you get the choice to sit it out or dance I hope you dance
SoSickWithIt 14
I hope you never lose your sense of wonder You get your fill to eat but always keep that hunger May you never take one single breath for granted God forbid love ever leave you empty handed I hope you still feel small when you stand beside the ocean Whenever one door closes I hope one more opens Promise me that you'll give faith a fighting chance And when you get the choice to sit it out or dance :P it's a good song.
Kalipczo 21
Wow what a bitchy thing to do.. I hope you left her on the dance floor in return. You'll find someone better than that girl.
dmoran20 27
When you see her tomorrow tell her thanks for dancing with me because you really saved me from those cute older girls that won't leave me alone.
TheNewGuy03 29
Takes two to tango, but you'll need a new dance partner...
Nicole1225 14
Well she's nice.
cougar41 8
Hope u said yeh all good I'm only doing this for a dare , she's a nasty bitch. U can do better
SoylentCandycorn 10
Tell the guy she likes that you saw herpes medication poking out of her purse.
ShyAnn29 15
I'm sorry, but she sounds like a bitch! At least now you won't waste your time on her!
Bibliovore 26
Ayep. "Well, then; I'll help you out by abandoning you here on the dance floor. Now he'll also know that _I_ find _you_ appalling!"