Love: Today, I got dumped on Valentines day. Why? Because I wanted... - FML

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By Dumped - 18/02/2016 00:33 - United States - Grand Rapids

Today, I got dumped on Valentines day. Why? Because I wanted my boyfriend to spend time with me instead of his male friend on Valentines day. FML

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