Cars and Money: Today, I got a $200 ticket mailed to me for drunk driving in...

By Noname - 13/03/2009 00:38 - United States

Today, I got a $200 ticket mailed to me for drunk driving in Maryland. I have never been pulled over for drunk driving and I have never been to Maryland. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/03/2012 07:33 - United States

Today, I got pulled over for drunk driving. This is the second time its happened. I was completely sober both times. FML

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By LicenseLoser - 13/11/2018 15:30

Today, I received a notice that I'm being fined for failure to renew my Florida license. I've lived in Maryland for the last seven years and I've never had a Florida license. FML

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By ironic driver - 04/09/2011 22:10 - United States

Today, I was pulled over for a DWI. The police officer was drunk. FML

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By copmagnet - 15/10/2010 00:43 - United States

Today, I got a $200 bonus at work and was super excited about getting a plane ticket to see my family. On the way back from work I got a $300 speeding ticket. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/01/2011 05:15 - United States

Today, we got a speeding ticket in the mail with my drunk daughter's picture on it. She was waving at the camera. FML

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By Wick - 26/05/2009 19:47 - United States

Today, I got a speeding ticket while driving to my court date for a prior speeding ticket. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/05/2019 00:00

Today, I got pulled over for violating hands-free law and not having an updated address on my driver's license. Two days ago, I got pulled over for the same reasons. Now, I have four tickets I need to deal with. FML

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By Blake - 02/11/2021 03:59 - Mexico - Mexico

Today, I received a traffic ticket by mail, presumably for speeding. Not a big deal, if my car hadn't been totalled three months ago. My driver's license is expired, too. FML

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By Roxas - 14/02/2011 05:20 - United States

Today, I got a parking ticket in the mail. I don't have a car. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/11/2010 12:28 - Australia

Today, I was pulled over by the cops for a random breathalyzer test. They asked to see my license. I always keep my wallet in my car for situations like this. I received a $100 ticket because my mum apparently didn’t think it was a good idea to keep my wallet in the car. FML

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nerbian 0

Friday 13 March 2009 10:47

1) $200 is way low for a drunk driving offense 2) You'd be required to appear in court 3) You'd be arrested on the spot It's a scam, fool.

jeninabe 0

Friday 13 March 2009 10:01

maybe you were just reeeeally really drunk, and don't remember driving in Maryland. eeediot.

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cherrypieguy 0

Tuesday 11 August 2009 5:44

"I've never been PULLED OVER for drunk driving" YDI

leadrunner751 3

Friday 1 January 2010 10:21

jeez you mustve been stoned

chamzac 0

Friday 22 January 2010 3:52

You've never been to Maryland!!?!?! YOU SUCK! :P

bloonpop 0

Sunday 28 February 2010 15:10

maybe it was your moms ticket....

thefutureiswild 0

Tuesday 23 March 2010 5:54

That's what you think. why do you think it was a DRUNK driving ticket!!??

SarahhBabi 0

Sunday 2 May 2010 16:01

yeah uhm I live in Maryland an the drunk driving laws are some of the toughest in the country here. so I'm calling either fake or scam.

tencentsakiss 19

Wednesday 19 May 2010 9:43

oh Maryland. I live in a crazy mixed up state.

melbel9292 0

Sunday 19 December 2010 9:20

maryland traffic cops r so stupid. I live in Maryland so I'm stuck with the idiots

thevoice1998 5

Wednesday 6 July 2011 1:47

Omg thats rly dumb thats has happened to my dad b4 he still had to pay for the ticket

thevoice1998 5

Wednesday 6 July 2011 1:49

wow thats really dumb thats has happened to my dad before he still had to pay for the ticket F his Life

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