By Noname - 13/03/2009 00:38 - United States

Today, I got a $200 ticket mailed to me for drunk driving in Maryland. I have never been pulled over for drunk driving and I have never been to Maryland. FML
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You deserved it 4 406

Same thing different taste

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1) $200 is way low for a drunk driving offense 2) You'd be required to appear in court 3) You'd be arrested on the spot It's a scam, fool.

maybe you were just reeeeally really drunk, and don't remember driving in Maryland. eeediot.

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iheartbreak 8

i cn sooo agree my cuz was stationed there she will never in a million yrs go back haha

doglover100 28

Our cops aren't the best especially the ones that live in my county.

"never been pulled over for drunk driving" implying you have driven drunk, and just didn't get caught?

I think you're reading a little too much into this, bro.

funturtle23 6

Exactly. What happens in Maryland stays in Maryland.

Normally I'd laugh and ask if maybe you had just been so super drunk that you don't remember it, but DUIs are a big bad, and there's no way you wouldn't have been arrested and taken to court so.... I'm inclined to think this is some sort of scam. I see some investigating in your future.

sexyboi1985 27
ThatOneGuyCody 2

that is a scam going around, if it were a DUI, it'd be much more substansial. that is a felony. I would be careful.

missblove 17

Oh wow hahaha sounds like someone has your identity, sir.