Work: Today, I gave a big presentation at work. The manager decided...

By Viridian - 12/05/2009 13:41 - United States

Today, I gave a big presentation at work. The manager decided to video tape it. I went through my presentation with ease and was confident I did a good job. My confidence was then lowered after watching the tape. Apparently, my boobs are much more interesting than what I had to say. FML

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Today, I gave a big presentation to my class. It included PowerPoint slides and video clips of the country I'd been researching. Another student did a presentation on the same country, except he just read from its Wikipedia page. He practically got a standing ovation. I got a single clap. FML

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Today, I gave a presentation. My teacher deducted points because I "need to learn how to speak more confidently, because you often stumble over your words." I have a stutter. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/06/2021 14:01

Today, I recorded a 20-minute TED talk and told my students to watch it on the app in preparation for next terms projects. I got bombarded with messages from my students, telling me that because I was sat down on a chair while recording, certain camera angles could see straight up my skirt. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/09/2015 06:42 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my boss stopped me mid-sentence, scowling and telling me to zip up my fly. It wouldn't have been so embarrassing if I hadn't been in the middle of giving a presentation to not only him, but his own boss and a company executive as well. FML

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Ilovelife07 0

Tuesday 12 May 2009 19:51

pft, you could be talking about how to turn rocks into gold and boobs would still be more interesting

agifttotearapart 0

Tuesday 12 May 2009 19:58

I'm pretty sure that's sexual harassment.

Comments

AngelRaven89 0

Tuesday 12 May 2009 19:57

Good way to get promoted. Keep it up. lmao

popoman 0

Sunday 13 September 2009 3:38

Good way to get mounted. Keep it up.

clit_licker 0

Sunday 7 March 2010 15:49

lul

Anextase 0

Sunday 1 August 2010 17:37

Exactly what I was thinking(:

FBIWarning 0

Tuesday 12 May 2009 19:57

well at least you have some nice boobs if everyone was staring

agifttotearapart 0

Tuesday 12 May 2009 19:58

I'm pretty sure that's sexual harassment.

RebeccaRFT 18

Saturday 26 September 2015 4:56

It is not. However it may be a jerk move its not sexual harassment

Shadowflames420 0

Tuesday 12 May 2009 19:58

at least they are nice. could be ugly

poolshark 0

Tuesday 12 May 2009 20:00

Was the manager zooming in on the boobs? Were the audience members noticeably staring at the boobs? Was someone drawing your boobs and trying to pass it off as "note taking"? Were you wearing saran wrap instead of a shirt? I feel like I'm missing something...

kindofgocrazy 0

Saturday 15 August 2009 9:23

The manager (or whoever was videotaping) just zoomed in on her boobs the entire time, instead of listening to her presentation.

couragewolf9001 0

Tuesday 12 May 2009 20:02

Use it to your advantage like most attractive in professional environments do. They won't take you seriously until you're in a position of authority. Kill their young. That'll show 'em.