By swollenpenis - 25/01/2013 06:11 - Canada - Calgary

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Today, I found out the hard way that I'm severely allergic to latex. FML
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ccf91 3

Doesn't matter, had sex.

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ManInTheMachine 19

If your username is accurate, and provided you have a needledick, chances are it made the sex better. Push through it OP! No sacrifice, no victory!

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perdix 29

Take a picture of it while it's swollen. You're going to need that for use on dating sites. I once got a bee sting on my scrotum and that became my very successful profile pic. Too bad FML made me take it down from this account. It hurt like hell, but for a moment, I was a **** star.

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watsinausername 13

Donchu wish the size would remain but the pain would go away?

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ashaleelee 4

I'm sorry to hear that. I have the same issue and I'm a girl. luckily I found out when I was younger and not the hard way but it gets easier. I feel your pain.

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rhapsodys 12

Allergies are really frustrating to deal with. I'm sorry OP.

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savyk2014 6

Tehe… THE HARD WAY!

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psywulf 8

isnt a swollen penis kinda the ideal outcome

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CharresBarkrey 15

Yes, but unfortunately with allergies, swelling often means itching comes along as well :(

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etchsanity1 11

Trojan supra latex free thinner and more sensitive polyurethane condoms ;) my preference

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