Love: Today, I found out the girl I've liked for two years likes me...

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By upandover - 21/01/2016 03:31 - United States - Charlottesville

Today, I found out the girl I've liked for two years likes me back. Too bad that only lasted for half a day until she thought about it and decided she didn't. FML

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