By Just_Me_88 - 18/08/2012 05:09 - United States - Salem

Today, I found out that my new husband is expecting two children: ours, due in January, and our 16-year-old neighbor's, due in March. FML
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Just_Me_88 8

Well, I am OP, and I am indeed 23...I met my husband when I was 18....and his ex was 17. She "lied" to him about her age. I am amazed I have bought it for so long. Yup, he is certainly a soon-to-be ex. Right after he loses his jewels. (kidding...maybe, lol) My soon-to-be-ex just turned 36.

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lenamartinovic 13

How old is your husband? 0_o You should dump him. FYL, OP

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challan 19

Don't worry op, your husband will get what he deserves... they love child molesters in prison.

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Dracoboxer357 35

98- Pass his ass around like currency? Full-time punching bag, until someone upgrades him to one-time shiv bag? Yeah, I have a feeling karma's going to royally **** this guy up, down, upside down, inside out, and sideways. ;P

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challan 19

Indeed! ;) He'll be someones little girl real soon!

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Dracoboxer357 35

11- My vote's the restaurant. Cream of Some Young Guy could be the appetizer after you boil his balls, but since we know he's pretty tasteless already, perhaps Spotted Dickward, served with a side of Manslut Salad. ;P Maybe I shouldn't get into the culinary arts......someone would puke. :p

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The_F3rris 11

My sister was 16 and got with a guy 8 years older than her (making him 24 at the time) and of course she got knocked up. It seems to be a popular trend to knock up teenagers. What self respecting WOMAN (not girl) would want these men anyway?

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yosoyjefe 9

Pleeeeaaassseeeee tell me your not with him anymore cuz that's nasty on so many levels

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khildebrand2294 9

Maybe he's just trying to show support to ur neighbors. It's hard for a teenage girl to b pregnant tht young. My fiancée's mom had her at 16 and needed all the help she could get! So maybe ur husband is just trying to b a good man and help them.

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SexyQueen0905 24

What the hell are you talking about?!? He's not helping her with the pregnancy, he got her f*cking pregnant! Here is a breakdown to make it simpler for you. 1. OP's husband cheated on her. 2. OP was about 2 months pregnant when this happened. 3. He got a 16 YEAR OLD GIRL- A MINOR- pregnant (so not only is he not supporting her, he's the one who put her in the situation in the first place)

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Dracoboxer357 35

106- Show support? Help the neighbour? Either I'm misunderstanding what you're saying, or you misunderstood the original post: The husband impregnated the girl next door on the sly, himself. His actions Are the reason for the girl's condition. How is that being helpful? ;P Edit: Shoot, 115 beat me. And she said it better too. :) Bleh.

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supportcommand 17

Well that's nice. It's always nice to have a sibling to grow up with. And to be neighbors is even better. They won't be bugging for a ride to go play together all the time. And hey, you didn't have to birth them both either. no downside here.

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SexyQueen0905 24

Except, you know, having a husband that cheats on her with minors.

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supportcommand 17

Your sarcasm detector must be on the fritz.

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captainburke 5

Omg he's got so many issues he might explode

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Dracoboxer357 35

113- For all the good it seems to be doing him, or the rest of civilization. ;P

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william83_fml 1

Hope he goes to jail

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