Intimacy: Today I found out that my mom who died 3 weeks ago left nothing...

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By HellsChampion - 25/05/2016 19:17 - Canada - Burlington

Today I found out that my mom who died 3 weeks ago left nothing to me in her will, and the security guards at her funeral didn't think I was her son and didn't let me in. FML

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gilbertclarence 9

Thursday 26 May 2016 15:00

thats all bad. sometimes you just hav to get mean and force your way in. im sure someone at the funeral and vouche for you.

ndaguanno 17

Thursday 26 May 2016 18:26

Sorry for your loss

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gilbertclarence 9

Thursday 26 May 2016 15:00

thats all bad. sometimes you just hav to get mean and force your way in. im sure someone at the funeral and vouche for you.

ndaguanno 17

Thursday 26 May 2016 18:26

Sorry for your loss

GhostFox 33

Saturday 28 May 2016 9:27

Hate to say this but... She might have had something in her funeral arrangements about you not being allowed to attend. Sorry for your loss?

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