Today, I found out that just because you turn off the iPhone... - FML

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By GregSaidMed - 25/01/2022 07:18

Today, I found out that just because you turn off the iPhone you stole doesn’t mean the owner won’t track it down. Apparently with the new iOS feature Find My iPhone is enabled even with the phone switched off. FML

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BurnInDemonFire 35

Wednesday 26 January 2022 11:33

Hopefully they came with the police, you thieving ****.

Cody Engelke 15

Saturday 29 January 2022 2:35

You literally just admitted to committing the crime of theft. On the Internet. Someone ought to show this to Jay Leno. You know how much he loves stupid criminals.

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BurnInDemonFire 35

Wednesday 26 January 2022 11:33

Hopefully they came with the police, you thieving ****.

Hangryko 31

Thursday 27 January 2022 9:29

The iOS tracked down a POS.

Cody Engelke 15

Saturday 29 January 2022 2:35

You literally just admitted to committing the crime of theft. On the Internet. Someone ought to show this to Jay Leno. You know how much he loves stupid criminals.

randybryant799 20

Sunday 30 January 2022 9:01

Are you seriously expecting anyone to feel bad for you?

repKyle95 24

Monday 21 February 2022 8:28

Good. I hope they beat your ass so hard you can't sit down.

doronantonin 5

Tuesday 22 February 2022 11:35

Nice complain :) Life becomes too unfriendly for thieves, isn't it?

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