Love: Today, I found out that I actually met my fiance before I thought...

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By Anonymous - 14/01/2017 17:55

Today, I found out that I actually met my fiance before I thought I did at a party when I was blackout drunk. I pole dance and can't even remember it. FML

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Friday 20 January 2017 13:24

Alrighty then, Yuri on ice.

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showmeyourears 19

Friday 20 January 2017 13:24

Alrighty then, Yuri on ice.

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