Today, I found out my future father in law devoutly believes... - FML

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By Anonymous - 28/08/2017 13:52

Today, I found out my future father in law devoutly believes the story that the world is only a few thousand years old, evolution is a lie and all dinosaur bones are obviously fakes made to deceive us. I'm a natural history professor. Sunday dinner should be a blast. FML

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