Miscellaneous: Today, I found out my driver's license was suspended last year... - FML

By nicefamily - 18/07/2009 12:45 - United States

Today, I found out my driver's license was suspended last year for a DUI ticket that wasn't paid. Apparently, someone had used my identity info to avoid the ticket on their record. The cops showed me the guy's picture taken when he was arrested. It was my brother. FML

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nicefamily 0

Tuesday 21 July 2009 13:34

for any interested - my brother didn't have a license because it had already been revoked for DUI's. he blew a 0.24 on 'my' DUI. he was about 40 lbs heavier and 4 inches taller than my license info, so the cops didn't care. i did tell them who he was, but i haven't seen him in years and have no idea where he is or if he's alive or not. i reckon every family has at least one loser to deal with.

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cpatrick820 3

Saturday 18 July 2009 20:19

Shit, I hope you told the cop it was your brother. Family loyalty ends when they throw you under the truck.

SiLveRStaRLIGHT 0

Saturday 18 July 2009 20:03

Thaaat sucks. Now's the time to find a new way to get back at your brother.

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kamareaux 24

Friday 21 December 2012 11:43

Your brother sucks. Make him pay.

WickedFan 12

Sunday 8 December 2013 16:48

How It's not easy to find someone you haven't had contact with And really...with the description given I would be surprised if he hasn't been found in a gutter dead.

chuksnwali 34

Monday 12 May 2014 1:05

awwww

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