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By OkayMaybeNever - 22/03/2016 11:41 - India - New Delhi

Today, I found out I'm moving to a different school, in a different country, leaving behind my entire life and the boy I'm in love with to move in with my borderline abusive parents…I'm probably never coming back and my mother is screaming at me for crying. FML.

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