By Anonymous - 06/07/2010 23:08 - United States

Today, I found out I'm being evicted from my apartment on my birthday. FML
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Raleigh_bruh 7

I'm sorry to tell you, but the world doesn't stop for you just because it's your birthday Op. Pay your rent.

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That_Guy_Jake_JR 0

I mean, YDI for not paying rent? Idk how people put that sucks, even though it does it's still your fault for not paying rent

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babizzgirl25 0

happy birthday!(:

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Dblock26 0

haha you lost at life!!!!!

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ArtIsResistance7 1

Now you're free, you can just do like my uncle! Buy a Winnebago, travel the country, and park it at a new casino everyday. They don't charge you rent, but if you're the gambling type, it might cost you your soul!

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CrazyCatCookin 0

I thought it said "do my uncle" at first lol

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ArtIsResistance7 1

You would... :P

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CrazyCatCookin 0

Of course I would. Op sounds like a prostituter not gettin enough $ and your uncle sounds like he'd like a cheap hooker. 

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ArtIsResistance7 1

They call him Richard Gosinya. Dick for short.

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CrazyCatCookin 0

Who me? jk anyways I plan on buying a house and living homeless(pretty much) till I save enough to buy a piece of shit house and fix it up all bad ass and fancy and I'll never have to pay mortgage. Well does that seem like a crazy goal? probably. but you know I kinda wanna do it cuz I don't wanna have to finance shit. Screw slowly puttin in money you'll never get out just buy it then and there, ya know? Why is me writing this idk but anyways. well now that is really stupid specially since imma be a billionaire, I don't need no price of shit I'll buy me a mansion and a hot wife and a nice car.  Wish me luck!

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TheIrishJaneDoe 8

Poor Uncle Short Dick :( And ArtIs, I've been meaning to tell you since that Twilight FML that I do appreciate ya bein' 'round. ;)

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ArtIsResistance7 1

I'm less round and actually quite flat-tered, Irish. ;P

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SummerBlitz 0

oh noes! that suxx! FYL but happy birthday to you :P haha

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jessecax 0

well now you can just get smashed on your birthday and crash at a random persons house :D

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aback 4

Happy birthday! Be a better tenant? Learn to pay your rent? Don't hold loud parties or continually deal drugs at 3am? Think of this as an educational opportunity!

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valdezadair 0

You can celebrate with your future Hobo Buddies. Yayza!'

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